trust:

when ur plant dies

(via sextnoise)

annulet:

baethoven

(via hmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmm)

tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

my humor sickens me

(via hmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmm)

sceptre:

if you didnt take a picture of your starbucks did you really have starbucks

(via hmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmm)

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

(via be--blissful)

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

(via departured)